I’ll work my word magic behind the scenes.
You can take all the credit.
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Choose Your Own Writing Adventure
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website copywriting
website copywriting
Done
FOR
YOU
NON-FICTION BOOK
GHOSTWRITING
Starts at $1,500
(in unmarked bills)
Personal brand business owner who wants to pivot, rebrand, or grow their biz. Enjoys writing & is pretty good at it. Loves co-creating with out-of-the-box ideas. Wants help making their copy *POP*
TARGET:
Website Copywriting
Done With You
MISSION:
STING OP
DETAILS:
Complete a website audit and collaborate to upgrade your current copy. Keep what’s hot, drop what’s not. Spotlight your unique strengths. Infuse your copy with personality and pizazz. Give potential clients something to talk about.
Share your story, mission, & vision with me. I’ll investigate your website copy and make recommendations for ways to make it sparkle and shine. Tell me which ideas you like & I’ll rewrite your website copy to align with your business vision.
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DISCLAIMER:
Your copy will look, feel, and sound just like you…the best, boldest, kick-ass version of yourself!
"Just the facts ma'am"
Together, we'll create new website copy that shows off who you are & what you can do. Be prepared for a slew of new clients.
"Just the facts ma'am"
Website Copywriting
Done FOR You
TARGET:
MISSION:
STING OP
DETAILS:
Personal brand business owners doing a full rebrand. In need of a new, crush-worthy website but don’t like writing copy. Aren't quite sure how to say what they want to say or feel like their writing is boring as fuck.
Rebrand your business with customized website copy that blows potential clients’ minds and the competition out of the water. While you relax, I’ll pull out my best, tactical pens and get to work writing website copy that’s thebomb.com.
I’ll interview you like an eyewitness, learning everything I can about your business, mission, brand, voice, offers, and objectives. I’ll then use my covert writing skills to write website copy that makes potential clients obsessed with you (in a good way, not a Joe from YOU way).
Starts at $2,500
(this message will self-destruct)
"JUST THE FACTS MA'AM"
Save yourself the time & headache of trying to be creative.
Go do what you do best while I put my copywriting skills to the test!
Finally get your story down on the page & your amazeballs message out into the world!
GHOSTWRITING
TARGET:
MISSION:
STING OP
DETAILS:
EVIDENCE
LOG:
An innovative thought leader who has an important message to share with the world but doesn’t want to spend months hunched over a laptop, painfully struggling to put her story into words.
Share your story, work, and transformational message in a non-fiction book that will change lives, change the world, and uplevel your business. Expand your reach and establish yourself as the go-to person in your industry.
I’ll use my therapy listening skills to fully understand your book’s message and purpose. Together, we’ll map out an outline for your book. I’ll then take your story and concepts and write a one-of-a-kind manuscript that sounds like something only you could write.
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*No one needs to know that you didn’t write the book yourself.
(After all, I keep people’s secrets for a living.)
Starts at $35,000
(drop the briefcase at our secret location)
"JUST THE FACTS MA'AM"
You want to publish a book to share your message globally & promote your business but you don't want to write it yourself.
Tell me all the things. I'll write it for you.
